⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ㅤ╭┈────── ೄྀ 🔵 ˊˎ- ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ㅤ╰┈─➤ 𝑺𝒂𝒅 𝑳𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝑩𝒍𝒖𝒆 ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ༄ 𝟮𝙋 𝙀𝙫𝙚𝙣𝙩 ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ༄ 𝙄𝙣𝙙𝙚. 𝙋𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙮𝙖𝙡 ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ༄ 𝘿𝙚𝙨𝙘𝙧𝙞𝙥𝙩𝙞𝙫𝙚 ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ༄ 𝙉𝙨𝙛𝙬 ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ↺ & ♡? ⠀ ⠀

“What?? I was in the middle of fuckin’?!”

“ur mom”

“Learn sarcasm.”

“I don’t need that bad shit anyway.” Shrugging.

“What I really need is some coke.”

“So?”

“Name the price.”

Pulling every shotgun and AKs that he has, one weapon for each of his four hands. Then, shooting the targets!

“Why?”

“Not my fault he’s fucking hot.”

“Where’s he at anyway?”

“. . . You told me to do it.”

“Lame.”

“So, no using your credit ca’d?”

“Bitch.”

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