Omg look what my daughter's preschool teacher sent home. I'm actually crying.

Me on my way to critique the outfits from the Met Gala last night

the pickles looking at me from someone else's burger after they just announced they don't want them:

yea

fork with no holes call that frk

me eating the chocolate bars i was supposed to sell for my school fundraiser

THE FUCKING PARALLELS OF THESE TWO SCENES IS INSANE #Euphoria

Yea I did see your Instagram story. I actually saw it 45 fucking times

how it feels coming back to twitter cause tiktok is banned and all the other apps aren’t as funny