I need a therapist I can text through the day like “girl, guess wtf happened”

Life hasn’t been good since..

soon as I hear “didn’t write this song but i’m recording with lead on me”, I gotta start the song over. it never gets old

STOP DOING FAVORS FOR YA JOBS. DO WHAT THEY PAY YOU TO DO AND GO HOME 😭🤌🏾

Until Covid is over can we cancel Friday as a weekday and just add it to the weekend? M-Thurs is enough

There’s 7 other females making him laugh, be special and make him cry

I wanna experience a full blow valentine’s day, roses, trips, decorated rooms, dinner, all that at least once!

yes Brent went crazy on all mine but we do not talk about Jackie Brown enough for me 😭😭😭

girl with the tattoo to break from toronto transition is insane 😮‍💨

That nigga said:

7+8= 15 carry the 1 2+4+1= 75

I’m determined to do stereotypical fall activities this year. Apple picking, haunted hay rides, pumpkin patches, all that shit

“Why do you gain weight in a relationship?” This is why.. 😩

& now for my next trick ..

*me getting my oil changed* mechanic: “we’ve also notice that—“ me:

Oh so you thumbs upped my text instead of hearting it, quick question why do u fucking hate me?

Target’s Circle card be like YAASSSSS REWARDS YOU GOT $.00000001 off this $50 purchase!!!!! SAVINGS!

is being annoyed all the time a symptom of depression or am i just an asshole

Yall voting for trump bc of his “economic policy” but yall don’t even make enough to qualify for the tax cuts. broke and dumb 😂😭