When I’m done with my workout:

Law & Order SVU is probably the only show i'm okay with never ending 😭 give me another 20+ seasons PLEASE.

No tail, please.

realizing when i'm acting like my mom

So check this out… I get a text from the wife and it’s in invisible ink. So I’m automatically thinking she finna talk nasty.. Wanna know what she said?? “Can you get me chicken wings?”

I be rotating like a rotisserie chicken in my sleep

Did u know if u drink enough alcohol u can call him 413 times

“The third son” “The prince regent” “Alicent’s son” “Helaena” She literally dont know anybody but helaena’s name 😭

me because i love too deeply & im insane

So my babydaddy new girlfriend which is his other baby momma always has something to say when it comes to how we handle our child. Mind you me & him still sleep together, I was laid up over there all week. But because she just got paid he on his way back to her. Am I wrong if I

Very much talking to myself.

Trust those who return the shopping cart

Yall are so fucking ignorant… it’s infuriating.

Damn girl are you black Friday bc I'm wondering what your fucking deal is

As an educator AND mother… hell yeah. I know that’s right. 👏🏽

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