Michael Ochs (@_mochs) 's Twitter Profile
Michael Ochs

@_mochs

Some kind of fruit company. Opinions are my own.

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calendar_today08-08-2009 10:38:06

11,11K Tweet

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Faraaz Sareshwala (@fsareshwala) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This morning, my wife left Orlando, Florida aboard Southwest Airlines flight 1630 (MCO to PHX). She sat behind this man. She had been attending the Grace Hopper Conference all week and was resting her head on her tray table, trying to sleep a bit. Let me tell you what happened.

This morning, my wife left Orlando, Florida aboard <a href="/SouthwestAir/">Southwest Airlines</a> flight 1630 (MCO to PHX).

She sat behind this man. She had been attending the Grace Hopper Conference all week and was resting her head on her tray table, trying to sleep a bit.

Let me tell you what happened.
Michael Ochs (@_mochs) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If you are a manager at a restaurant and a customer complains about getting the wrong food and you then tell them that it’s due to the new hires just not doing a good job then you are blaming the people you are supposed to manage, so really you are blaming yourself.

Michael Ochs (@_mochs) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Long time in the making but I finally had the time to finish the latest video and I think it’s a good one: youtu.be/HG-3ktRq2Os

Oliver Darkshire 🌈 (@deathbybadger) 's Twitter Profile Photo

ME: (explaining to my autistic husband that the social ritual requires him to invite me to an event I don't want to go to, so that I can respect his desire to go alone by saying no to it) ME: you know what now that I say it out loud this is not the most efficient use of our time

Matt Ricketson (@ricketson_) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The SwiftUI team is looking for student interns for Summer '23! Our interns help prototype new features through all stages of development, working directly with engineers and designers across Apple. It's fun! More info, including eligibility: gist.github.com/kylemacomber/2…

Justin Pervorse (@justinpervorse) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Being on twitter this week kinda feels like when you're watching a tv series you've heavily invested in and you know its going to be the last season based on how bad the storyline, plot and episode quality has gotten

Michael Ochs (@_mochs) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Ever since Musk took over I started getting spam on Twitter. Not much, but it almost never happened before. Coincidence or another “useless” micro service that got turned off? I really need to look into mastodon.

Michael Ochs (@_mochs) 's Twitter Profile Photo

What do I use in Germany to charge an EV at as many charging stations as possible? I only need AC charging but ideally I’d like a single app that works all over Germany.

Michael Ochs (@_mochs) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Alright, moved over here: @[email protected] If 3rd party app access is fixed on twitter I might be back, otherwise you'll not see me here anymore.

Michael Ochs (@_mochs) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Apparently Tweetbot and Twitterific last week broke the long-standing rule that got released a few hours ago. Can’t make this shit up. Therefore this will be my last tweet. You’ll find me over at @[email protected] — so long and thanks for all the fish! engadget.com/twitter-new-de…