Are folk REALLY still commenting on ' are there any dommes online? 👉👈🥺 ' Come on loves..

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Jesus why didnt anyone tell me sex on coke was so good?! Im holding you personally responsible for not advising it sooner

Im not saying ive got a nerd fetish, but i just watched him rebuild a computer and now im going to get him pregnant

Considering some of you dickheads reached out under the impression I was lying, kindly enjoy the serialised Lutri the spellcaster

Time to fire mars into the sun, im too much of a tired submarine to worry about Mars spiders images.nasa.gov/details/PIA263…

Why the fuck is my timeline full of news and not boobies?!

Cant keep crying because of the animals on #onepiece 😭😭😭😭😭😭 poor chopper 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Stop your scrolling!! I just have THE BEST sex Resume your scrolling!!!

I dont know whats worse, the fact that my dog is sexually attracted to bath mats, or that shes the most horniest after she has her evening toilet

Having news you want to hire a sky writer for but knowing you cant tell anyone is HARD WORK

Of course id get ill the one day im alone in the house 🙃

The way that man can leave me fighting for my life, only able to see in 2D, legs forgotten what their purpose is.. and happily just play final fantasy baffles me

Big fan of going on #nsfwtwt to see if they've invented any new kinks i might be into

The fact that he can come off a zoom call, rock my world, then jump into a teams meeting to tell off his underlings turns me on so much it probably explains why im with child

At this point I should identify as a lurker because you ladies be SEXY AS FUCK

A decade long marriage