I need to go to Bali

Fuckinell, you cook that in ya Nans stomach?

Not missing him this year, looks sick!

Weird how you never see personal trainers doing all the crazy shit they get their clients to do 🤨

These people should be sent on a two week holiday to China

Think I’d rather have Coronavirus than walk round with a fucking tub on me head 🥴

Cute texts from work reminding me I’ve still gotta go in tomorrow 💙

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Can’t wait till June when I might actually put on a pair of jeans again

Last time I had a proper sleep I was in the womb

“LOPDOWN, CHIMESE, STUPID CUMPS💦💦” Hope that phones waterproof 😂😂

It’s took a pandemic to finally make me download TikTok

Biggest regret of the day was trying to sell an iPhone 8 on Facebook Market Place ..... “Hi mate what about an offer of £74” fuck off Derek you twat

The only people that complain about people uploading run times or fitness videos are sat resting their head on four chins and probably ain’t seen their cock or toes since they were 6, fuck off

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Just want to be at we are listening to sonny Fodera again

People who go to sleep wearing socks don’t deserve to wake up

Got 2 x spare backstage passes for my WHP date Oct 2nd. If you want them @ your mate & retweet this. Bibi 🙏🏼

$RIOT Up 40% from the 6.6$ alert …

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