I am taking out a PPP loan this time

I think we should treat every virus outbreak anywhere like it could potentially turn into a pandemic because the last one has compromised all of us. It’s nutty to tell people they’re overreacting when we’re all already so vulnerable.

from a young age i knew everybody was wrong and i was right

as a ~2020 essential worker~ the way ppl talk about this “quarantine” has always cracked me up. y'all were not held captive, you were at my job harassing me!

sooooo many ppl were bragging about still clubbing, going to parties, and going on vacation

public health sounds so cool, i wish it were real

No one is more sociable than a mid class american with a highly infectious disease

it ain't only white people. a lot of y'all been affected by the virus that is whiteness and move just like them 😂

how does one find their way back to someone that mocked their suicide i’m genuinely curious.

Please god do not ask Rudy Gobert about Hantavirus

STOP TOUCHING NIGGAS WIT YA HANDS

Imagine

y'all be going to work with covid and the flu so idk what's so confusing for y'all now

Larry did not have ties to Moe, per Curly

I’m gonna quit my job and and go seek power with Orochimaru

Dragon Ball Super: Broly

Really brought tears to my eyes