i asked future if he wanted to try on a coat to make sure it was the right size and he looked me in the eyes and said “boy i wear clothes every single day”

☀️ Tatum haters

my house is on pretty girl avenue too i live next to them they all love me

honestly, this. i’m not a perfect masker -i’ve been to weddings etc- but i mask on public transport, in hospitals/doctors/supermarkets/if i’m picking up a coffee & so on, and i truly believe if everyone masked a bit more than they do it would shift rates of transmission & illness

decided to eat a meal at my desk and now i have the headache of a lifetime. im about to turn to religion to pray this away

yes i can ?

Spent 4 days in California and I finally understand why yall act like #that

I want to live in a world where i never have to hear about DSA, Hasan Piker, Ticketmaster/Livenation, Israel or Barstool Sports ever again

“i worked in tech, she worked at a vape shop” arguably she worked in tech too like blue-collar side

maybe mj don’t need to remember peter idk

Double entendre cause they act like children and police

Fuck it. Jail broken ford fusion #ThisisMarch

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fish fry iftar seder

jack harlow free

how fun i might tune in

love her need the starlight costume this year

my personal zapruder film