the sense of self-importance I get when my dog lays his head on me is unmatched

Just reminding everyone that I tweeted this and it was funny

They arrested thousands of people to avoid arresting four. Let that sink in.

Hey girly! So sorry I’ve been leaving you on open for weeks at a time, I can’t handle the fact that I’m a real person existing in your world

Are you an empath or were you just raised in a household where you had to anticipate the emotions of everyone around you to protect yourself so now you can sense a bad mood with the wrong eye contact or even breathing?

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you just had to be there

awake... but at what cost

this isnt fair ok.