Showing this picture to my hairdresser

My type in women is looks like a twink from the back

I can’t wait to die so my cat can munch on my corpse

this could be us, but u playing

Someone got visited by 3 ghosts last night

I’ll never forgot my 8th grade religion presentation on iconic Christians in history, I chose Kristin Chenowith

Happy Rural Juror day to those who celebrate

Giving love out there for the lLGBTQIA today. Just because.

Heidi Gardner was voted "Most Likely to be on SNL" in high school! #SaturdayNightLive

I am going into cardiac arrest

i cant breath

The NYPD released their data on vehicle stops for the first time ever. We learned that: 🔴 90% of motorists stopped last year were Black or Latino 🔴 Police stops of motorists in 2022 were about level with pedestrian stops at the height of stop & frisk gothamist.com/news/about-90-…

🚨 Post your favorite Lori Lightfoots while you still can 🚨

Have not had a funny tweet since my meds got properly readjusted My god this mental health thing is a toss up

Students React To Yet Another School Shooting bit.ly/3mawOdS

can you believe these views 😍

The reality that I can't attend my own funeral is abhorrent

Little does this hoochie mama know in 2023, the year of our lord, I served this woman coffee. Maybe god does exist and maybe he lives within me

Satan was created by a man experiencing intrusive thoughts for the first time