one day you are young and the next:

doing your makeup, listening to music, and not being in a rush is SOOOOOOOOO therapeutic

“wyd after work?” me already in bed:

How I feel when the Trader Joe’s cashier tells me what I good job I did picking out yummy things

i love laying down so much bro omg i be doin snow angels in the bed

straighten your back and drink some water you dehydrated banana

Me lending myself money from my own savings

It doesn’t matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that.

me and my homies going our separate ways after having the best time together

That sleep hits different when you know you don’t have to wake up early 😭

my big 3? yapping, napping, & snacking

my music taste diverse as fuck. you can call me polyjammerous.. shit, you could even call me genrefluid

no one: my legs:

sēx is cool but have you ever found an academic article that fits your research topic perfectly and supports all of your claims

2 hours of cooking just to eat in 10 minutes and now i've gotta wash everything.