Fuck those dogs too idc

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this and when trump dies hands down gone be in top two political moments of my lifetime 😭

Hey so this would be a great week for it to happen.

This man, mind you, is 38 and 5’2 with a hairline that’s 2 years away from looking like Angelica’s Cynthia doll.

somebody tell me, pls 😩

If you’re excited about this, you‘re a fucking loser.

For sale: silver flats, never worn

Real movie goers expect and plan around that 25-30 min buffer. Y’all are cowards.

I’m happy to report at last night’s packed screening of The Naked Gun, half the audience collectively booed the Google AI ad about the loser going the James Blunt concert.

VH1 at 7am before school really molded my music taste

While it may not solve all your problems, rebelling against capitalism by watching a matinee movie while on the clock at your job can do so much for your soul.

If you send me a Slack after 2:30pm on a Friday, I can only assume you’re my enemy.

Would you rather date a man who…

The way I will never feel bad for Charlie Kirk

some of you show more sympathy for a racist being shot than innocent children whew

Just logged into FB and lemme tell you… some wild things happening over there

so does anyone know how to end mass religious psychosis or is it just a thing now until we slowly die off from climate induced disasters