Loser of fantasy football has to enlist in the army this season

why do sunglasses look better on top of ur head than on ur face

Nobody : Me & my friends telling jokes :

i be like “i can’t wait for fall fits” then fall comes and i dress like this

*my mom telling the doctor how i feel* me:

“what do you wanna be for halloween?” i wanna be enough bro

Robbie Coltrane, known for his role as Rubeus Hagrid in the Harry Potter series has passed away at the age of 72. RIP Robbie

Finally

When the water bottle on the nightstand pops

JUST IN CASE this site goes down, my name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroya Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico 87104. To all law enforcement entities, this is not an admission of guilt. I am speaking to my family now. #RIPTwitter #GoodByeTwitter

BREAKING: Pete Davidson in “advanced talks” to date Olivia Wilde.

Wrapping up my families gifts

Look at you freezing in that Shein jacket

Start of September vs. Today

"I'm too hood, I'm too ghetto. Y'all told me that all year. But when other people do it, y'all don't say nothing. So this is for the girls that look like me." Angel Reese is unapologetically her 👏 Angel Reese

who gives a shit COUSIN IS IN THE BOTTOM ROW

Emergency alert 🚨