Did you know the Norwegian navy puts barcodes on the side of their boats so when they get back to port they can Scandinavian.

Just because someone disagrees with you doesn't mean they're stupid. But sometimes, it's because they're stupid.

The CDC has not "backtracked on masks." The unvaccinated did not heed the call to stay masked in far too many areas. Now cases and hospitalizations have blown up in those places. The CDC has "responded" to our collective behaviors. Not "backtracked." There, I said it. #science

Yo Discover and Capital One take me off your marketing list

Nobody: Me on September 1st:

A person called OwlKitty changed the Business Card scene from “American Psycho” to the guys showing each other pictures of their cats on their phones… and it could possibly be the greatest masterpiece ever 😂

Ultimately I feel like lots of people are underestimating how annoying they'd be if they voluntarily gave up a kidney

Yes, i listen to the news. QAnon Anonymous Podcast (QAA) and Chapo Trap House (oh and NPR)

Hey gofooji do you need a #ux person? Who told you to use check boxes instead of radio boxes for single answer questions?

This is how Gatsby got shot

How much do I need to contribute on Patreon before Chapo Trap House makes a spinoff show where they talk about the OG Gossip Girl episode by episode?

it was funny when elon musk fanboys were like “he doesn’t ACTUALLY have hundred of billions in cash they’re in assets.” meanwhile he wants to drop $43 billion on an app so he can ban people who are mean to him

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I will listen to any pod these guys are on

I’m coming over, you better not be spoon feeding the caged moon my unruly ass:

What can I do about a UPS driver that consistently refuses to ring my doorbell when I'm home? Isn't it more work to fill out that little piece of paper and come back again than to simply drop off the package the first time?