set my phone up to automatically send my girl texts before she goes to work and Starbucks money on fri, between us both working and in school it’s really the little things

Absolutely fucking brilliant… 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Ricky Gervais is a national treasure

Keep on walking through life with grace and kindness in your heart, being a beautiful person is a blessing.

I've watched this about 100 times

If I’m ever on an airplane and the flight attendant asks “is there a doctor on board?” of course I’ll help. I’m an ER doctor. But the first thing I’ll be doing is looking for a paramedic or a nurse.

Phillip Schofield arrives in Spain to help the Spanish Police after sniffer dogs fail to sniff out the missing teenage boy

Fun fact women are not born with the ability to know what to do around the house, maybe be a grown up and fucking figure it out. We aren’t your managers

Because they’ve realised there is more to life than motherhood? Because they have realised there is more to life than giving yourself to a man? Because they are happy and free? Because they are sick of being left single with children by deadbeat men? Because they have

The healer also needs healing. The planner also needs surprises. The giver also needs to receive. The thoughtful also needs to be thought of. The considerate also needs to be considered.

i think the question is WHY ARE MEN LOOKING AT HER LIKE THAT?!!!!😂😂 blame women, ur the fuckin issue barry

Sometimes you just got to tell pple, I love you & I’ll love you forever, but I’m no longer interested in the level of life you have to offer me, & because of that I have to let you go. I’m not even asking you to change, I just need you to understand, that you can keep doing what

My therapist told me and now I'm telling you: See what happens when you let go of the idea of being the glue that holds everyone together. Absolutely nothing. No one will die and things will figure themselves out without your constant micro management.

New Orleans jazz clarinetist Doreen Ketchens plays for her grandson "You Are My Sunshine."

i saw someone a few weeks ago say “if brain eating bacteria got into your head it would starve” and i’ve been saying it to people since. just incredible. a really great insult

The price you pay to grow

"Humans are less able to maintain the Life Force in their cells, due to many imbalances caused mainly by the lack of self love promoted by our societies and transmitted further to the next generations" - Helene Popescu

“You merely adopted the dark, I was born in it.”

The most fulfilling relationships women have are with other women. They show up for us, they are funny, remember birthdays and gifts us on a random Tuesday. They’re there during hard times, support our ventures and love us. And sex isn’t even on the table. You are the issue