Whoever makes you feel sad on your birthday hates you

The only people that will have problems with this, never played competitive sports

Cardi stay getting a BAG

You can work harder than everyone around you and still not make it.

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Going to couples counselling whilst on a break...that's a man who cared abt intention and wanted it to work!

Me as soon as that alarm goes off Monday morning:

Shopping at Aldi is like flying on Frontier yeah, it’s cheap, but the quality isn’t there.

“we’ve decided to move forward with other candidates”

People would rather think you’re secretive before thinking that some things are just really none of their business.

adding to dream house wishlist

yes, but if you stick around long enough after they tell it, it’ll all make sense to you.

watching a man cook is probably #1 on the list for nonsexual things that turn me on/I’m attracted to.

the way no one knows how plan b actually works…

Naaaah cause we really be needing it for real

Moms are not excited for sex just because they’re tired. Many mothers do want sex, want to feel that spark again but foreplay doesn’t start with a boob grab at 10:42 PM. It starts when someone else does bedtime so she can exhale. It starts when the dishes are already done, the

And hey Ticketmaster if you let resellers ruin this for us, we will have your ass in litigation for 5 more years! DON’T PLAY.

Trying to determine where I should spend the 4th

Saying thank you after a gesture. I'm slowly starting to peep folks are saying thank you less and less nowadays and ion like it.

Fiction, Yes. Academic, not likely.