I had a vision that needed to come true with satbk Lancelot

dave grohl reminding us that at the end of the day, men will always be men smh

So funny when celebs cheat and release a statement like “please be considerate of my family” like buddy seems as though you started it!!!!

With the revelation that Dave Grohl has fallen, it's finally time to admit that it is all men.

usually i’m like who cares if a celebrity cheated but getting your mistress pregnant when you’re pushing 60 w kids is crazy. like grow up

put those fucking weapons away you are literally asleep

my coworker threw a paper airplane at me and i was like “on today of all days 😟?” and she looked at me like this

balding but not ready for a serious relationship is wild

This is my beautiful friend J E A N btw !

Autistic sweethearts will be like “Why are people mean to me even though i put so much effort into being good??” and I’m like… You gotta get mean. It’s the only thing that works. Respond to bad faith like “Don’t put words in my mouth. Your imagination is not my responsibility.”

no wonder ancient egyptians thought cats were gods

He said

is this too much to ask for