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@brainghostdstri Oh pish posh, if i cared about good writing i might never find a good movie again!

Me and dirk.

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i can't sleep, i can't eat i can't make you happy

I ain’t coming out today No, I’ma stay in my cave All because I don’t know how I should behave

I never went to your school I learned in a monkey tree So come into the jungle Where the drugs and the drinks are free, yeah

If you'll give me a minute... I think I can make this worse.

If you say Mint-chocolate chip ice cream tastes like toothpaste you have rotting teeth

I hate living. Please leave. This is painful.

feeling kinda anti-social feeling like i’ve got to be alone

Let's break it (just because we can) Deface it (just because we can) Let's break it

i said to the sun “tell me about the big bang” the sun said “it hurts to become”

I'm helpful, I can be useful to you

if you would just make one mistake what a relief that would be but i think for as long as we're together i'll be the only heartbreaker

guy that flirts with you JOKINGLY and also cuddles and spoons you AS A JOKE (its just their sense of humor)

guy who won't run for president because they're afraid of riding in helicopters