Princess and the Frog really took the best character, with the best songs, and stomped him to death

I’ve just seen this on Facebook & it’s quite honestly made my day

Y’ALL REALLY WASN’T THERE

I think we should cut Congress pay to $7.25 an hour. Retweet if you agree

i am SOBBING at zoe and alfie’s baby announcement, can’t believe the whole internet is getting a niece

Someone presenting in class Me: Gives plenty of feedback so they don’t have to sit there in awkward silence waiting for someone to say something. Me presenting The class:

At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next.

Can we talk about the fact that in the 2016 Cabin Fever, Marcy decides to shave her legs in the midst of a flesh eating disease

Joseph: What should we name the baby? Mary:

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Please tell others that take these. We expect to add more than 1k more meds over the next 12 months, if not sooner.

Bro how am I supposed to life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness under these conditions

Sorry I can't hang out I have to itch the mosquito bite on my ankle until I reach bone

i'm a stomach sleeper and i want my funeral to reflect that

BREAKING: President Biden announces that he is “determined” to ban “weapons of war” like assault weapons and he is “not going to stop” until they are outlawed like they were in 1994. RT IF YOU SUPPORT AN ASSAULT WEAPONS BAN!

NEW: President Biden just issued an order requiring US hospitals to provide abortion care if it would save a mother’s life— even if Republicans in a state ban it. Federal emergency treatment law supersedes state law.

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STOP using Halloween as an excuse to dress slutty - dress slutty every day