Trying a thing

Haven’t tweeted in a while but if you voted for Trump, fuck you. If you thought we were friends, we’re not. With that, I’m out (again).

Filipinos who voted for Trump are no longer allowed to accuse younger gens of being "disrespectful" or "too Americanized." Not after you disrespected our rights, our ancestors, and our cultural values by voting for a bigoted rapist. Magellan would be proud.

The great Un-Twittering will begin this weekend. Please let me know if you want to keep in touch. I mostly over on Bluesky now.

Happy birthday to the best birthday buddy in the universe, Garrett Wang 🎉🎂 (even if I’m not sure it counts because gems not from this dimension)

Everyone please go and report @gookygox Someone hacked my old account.

So I sent Support screenshots of the emails THEY SENT ME when the hackers stole my gookygox account, and they tell me they can’t verify that it’s mine??? What else could you possibly need from me? I even showed proof from emails of posts sent to me more than 10 years ago.

Gonna be real disappointed if University of Iowa doesn’t join the Big Ten Conference MADC

Ohhhh yeah! That slow and steady kneading is gonna make her a pro in the biscuit-making game. Looking forward to Wonton’s Bake Shoppe merch, which (I assume) has a logo where the rolling pins look like bonkers.

$150 chewy gift card to whoever adopts this sweetheart.

I’m gonna cry. Someone adopt this sweet baby RIGHT NOW.

no - somehow, sweet Luke is still desperately waiting for a home. He's such a sweet boy, he gives the best headbutts and just wants to play and be near humans. I don't really understand why he's still here Luke is located in the SF Bay Area to inquire: friendsofbearcatrescue.org/contact

I would die for this face

Say hi to Nelson, and have a wonderful November! Or don’t say hi to Nelson. You’ll still have a wonderful November. He’ll just be kinda sad you didn’t say hi.

I don’t know how to go on missing you so much Johnny 'Big Onion' Maloney we still had so many plans.

Could use a little more help. I get paid on Thursday, but I won’t actually catch up until next Thursday. I'm willing to pay anyone back, I just am struggling since I missed filing last week and that automatically puts me behind two weeks. Thanks.

Doja Cat comments on what Timothée Chalamet had said about ballet and opera recently.

Rest in peace, Jonathan. You’re finally free. 🕊️ usatoday.com/story/news/wor…