the fun part of having a narcissistic dictator is that you occasionally get to watch some of the worst people in the world eat shit in spectacular ways

She’s lost the light in her eyes…

The Best Era

Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was

yall ever drank a red bull so good u had hope for 30mins

NASA dropped these bangers over night...

This year as a verstappen fan:

Welcome home Reid, Victor, Christina, and Jeremy! 🫶 The Artemis II astronauts have splashed down at 8:07pm ET (0007 UTC April 11), bringing their historic 10-day mission around the Moon to an end.

Oh my lord NASA Administrator Jared Isaacman you actually made kids dress up as astronauts again

My GF taking me to get ice cream

this is how i watched artemis 2 launch and splashdown

computa make it stop

ビジネスの上に立っていること

Stormtrooper seeing jawas on his first deployment to Tatooine

Banishing a fan to Taiwan because he jinxed your team in the playoffs is the absolute funniest thing a professional sports organization has ever done and I don’t think it’s particularly close

“Men are so complicated” Also men when they see a Dinosaur Car:

Trump has skipped EVERY correspondant's dinner across his presidencies. Except this one. And all of a sudden there's a shooter in the lobby Ok.

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