I made this sketch of what conservatives think a 6 week old fetus looks like

okay, ntm.

imagine telling your girl she doesn’t need a bag of useless stuff to go to a theme park but she ignores you and then a fat mime makes you look like an asshole in front of everyone for not carrying the useless bag of loot

It looks nervous

this boiled chicken ass arch girl wtf POP THAT BUTT!!! POP POP THAT BUTT!!!

genuine question, why we be letting cardi B say nigga?

And he isn’t MAGA.

“HARLEY COME DOWN HERE BITCH”

i love every year she posts this after both seasons have already wrapped filming

Homeless man just called me a “nigger” and I showed him my house keys

You showing him the keys

A job interview is basically a conversation between two lìars.

Gay kids are not karma for homophobes. I hope yall DlE

A 2 bedroom with no room mates and an in unit washer and dryer

Flag burning doesn’t take your vote back…. This isn’t beautiful…. It’s guilt and shame

Me when I put someone onto ATLA and they ask if there's a sequel.

I felt this in my soul

My salary went up 3% and my rent went down 12%

Mind you he cheated their entire relationship.