I just fell to my knees 😭 pls don’t do this to me 🧎🏾‍♀️

id love to just stand out there and listen to them complain 😭 id ask every five minutes “what happen?”

I see why he be talking to people how he does 😂😂😂😂😂

F is for find somebody else to play with foreal

I think I’m going to create a dating site for single men who grill and single women who love men who grill. I’m going to call it

Meet to Meat

holding kids back a grade. we do infact need to start leaving some children behind

Got finessed out my number
Nigga said excuse me mam can you call my girl for me I said you sure she want a girl callin her phone he like nah her fine ass not insecure I’m like ok I dialed the number on speaker phone his phone starts ringing he gone say hold on my girl callin😭

Now let’s see who can REALLY DO HAIR!

Where do we get our $10k? #adultswim #boondocks #metroboomin

Why did Mama have to clear her like that? And sister catching strays 💀

A few quotes from the queen herself “you broke through my skin through the jeans!” “Little kid teeth are like puppy teeth” “I still don’t understand why you bit me and not one of the kids who scared you” 😭

i deserve a lil reading nook to watch the rain and doze off in during the middle of the day

don’t ever think it can’t happen to you

watched a dude carry a screaming toddler across the parking lot. he noticed me looking at him and said “he’s mine, i’m not stealing him” and then before i could reply he added “if i was gonna take one, it definitely wouldn’t be this asshole”

shes the realest mom out there

Police are the only people who can go “whoopsie” at their jobs and keep it.. this is absolutely insane

why shit like this never happens to ME?

😭

The way my man is lounging……

who tf thought this was a good idea, this portal is about to cause a war 😭😭