happy autism acceptance month, in which i accept that i can no longer do two things in one day without having some kind of breakdown

🧟‍♂️NEW EPISODE🧟‍♂️
We’re joined by the homie nash flynn to talk about 2017’s failed (second) attempt at starting the Dark Universe

left my hotel balcony door open a bit and a pigeon wandered in, stole some of crackers, screamed at me and then left. so yeah when i die i wanna reincarnate as a big city bird

hopped off a plane at LAX
with a dream to never come here again

what i love about doctors offices is that i make a 12pm appointment that is a different time on their books, but it’s a secret and it’s never the same

elmo hasn’t asked us how we are doing in six weeks, guess i can cross “getting gaslit by a muppet” off my bucket list