Haribo knows I have a deep, ancestral desire to eat whole glass cola bottles

The greatest gaming CEO of our times is a non gamer Indian woman

welsh girls names are like 😇 seren 🥰 ffion 🤗 carys 🤭 rhiannon and welsh boys names are like Here's 100 ways to spell David

mango tastes like it’s serious about being a fruit

Body tea ahead

hate when you’re waiting for the green man like some pedestriancel and you get absolutely jaywalkmogged by a rightofwaychad. fuck

Pirate: "I have moles on me back." Doctor: "That's ok, they're benign." Pirate: "Arrg, I thought there be ten."

lord sugar what are the long sequence of numbers on your credit card and also your three digit security pin

You arent supposed to look to the side

Help me out Lord Sugar

Anti-working class article. Take a shit on the clock.

Yeah it’s all fun and games until a cartoon rabbit replaces this with a stick of TNT when you aren’t looking

2000 is now being considered vintage 💔

ra’s al ghul

"Bro! Can you pass me a pamphlet?" "Brochure."

Car bombs in Northern Ireland, the Argies are salivating looking at the Falklands, Michael Jackson is in the albums charts. Have I woke up in the right decade here?

How did we let JJB go under

Best. One. Yet.

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