You been in line at the airport for 4 hours but you "don't do politics"

To be a successful gym-goer, you have to move fast when you get out of bed right before your brain starts negotiating.

They are so mad at Druski’s skit. Omg. I’ve seen an entire new breed of slurs this morning.

proof Jamie is really HIM 🔥 #VERZUZ

Managers when they receive 2 weeks notice from the star worker they’ve abused for years at work

Trump at wartime

I've never sen anything more accurate

Multiple Pikachus spotted in Austin… and a Minion

Trump’s approval is at 36 percent, who the fuck are these people?

me trying to find the HDMI port on my TV

Every single Republican will have to live with what they’ve done to millions of people because they’re afraid of a demented 79 year old fool. They’re fucking spineless. We are a national embarrassment.

Smith: I think we're going to have to go straight to the voters to hold the Republicans accountable who have allowed Donald Trump to do all the damage that he has done.

Traders trying to predict the markets Trump :

Katy Tur mocks Trump's explanation that he thought the picture of him as Jesus was him as a doctor: "I can see it more clearly. That is a doctor's coat, not a white robe. And those are his hands delivering antibiotic lotion, not golden beams of healing light. And those things

Expectations are so unreal now that I fear people have lost the plot about "settling".

#Peace is not something we must invent: it is something we must embrace by accepting our neighbor as a brother or sister. We do not choose our brothers and sisters: we must simply accept one another! We are one family, inhabiting the same home: this wonderful planet that ancient

I've been here for so long

Great spending time with New York City’s Cutest. And thanks to Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani for giving me an excuse to break out my best “Wheels on the Bus”

OPINION: Imagine it was someone other than President Donald Trump. Suppose a different leader were posting deranged rants in the small hours, insulting the spiritual leader of 1.3 billion Catholics, threatening entire civilizations with annihilation, and comparing himself to God.

At this point studios need to just ask the gamers who play their games what they want. Put a mandatory survey in your game, I'm not kidding.