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What's the white stuff all over, Mt. St. Helens

Why Twitter shoving politicians in my face? Didn't cruise ships dump enough trash in me over the past few decades?

I can't wait to play with wrestling fans 1/26/2024 to 1/30/2024 when they are onboard the Norwegian Cruise Line #Pearl on the Chris Jericho Cruise. You drink too much and hurl, I'll give you a real reason to puke. It will be a huge, #swell time!

*yawn* Damn Idalia left without breakfast. I thought she had a good time. I mean she soaked Florida while she was riding me. Those Latina ladies like Idalja are hot and wet!

Hey Atlantic Ocean you can keep that next storm. Lee is gonna be a big meaty boy. I don't need a sword fight over here.

Hola there Lauren Boebert - I got lots of hussies vaping on me lately. These cruise ships be gliding along and vaping all over me. At least they all wet after they done. You remind me of Katrina though. She blew all kinds of people but it was for free. Good lil capitalist!

¿Que paso, vatos? Iceland smoking crack, Mt. St. Helens frozen lips, and The San Andreas Fault just being a huge gash all day long. Down here we warm, wet, stinky, and oh so slippery.