me when i turned 12 yo :

Who gets JD Vance in the divorce

Now say "Nick Cannon has more baby mamas than you."

I have one professor in particular that came to mind when I saw this. That’s all I’ll say.

I love being a pretty woman because it widens the threshold for cringe things I can say

it signifies safety in the area 🥹

oh she CLEARED those homophobes LMFAOOO ICONIC😭😭😭

female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. first one of you is crazy and the other has to counterbalance by being normal, then thirty minutes later you get to trade

Let’s have a snoopy summer!

Can we pretend that Airplanes In the night sky are Like shooting stars I could really use a Wish right now

this is why there’s no song called fuck the fire department

straight up Nazi shit

today’s the only day you can rt this

happy father’s day to them