I’m convinced Spotify uses like three weeks of your listening data for the wrapped on some here nigga damn shit

spotify moving graphics finally available in my region

no chatgpt for me, thanks. i’ll ask zosia nolastname pluribus

"Oh blacko dier he's different , his shows always start on time"

when i look through my camera roll for a dump and realize i’m not as young and turnt as i thought 😭

The older generation do so well with keeping up. It puts me to shame sometimes. They’ll call you on Christmas Day, call you on New Year’s. Meanwhile crafting a WhatsApp message is a chore for me.

It is not the duty of an MP to fix intra-city and urban traffic concerns, even more so an Agric Minister. There are officials who are specifically paid to do that.

Chale nonchalant squad dey try o, me if my babe no reply my message sef den ano fit breathe o

i can be having the busiest day ever and still find time to be chronically online

hey hey i’ve been quiet since but please let her speak

Got fired from Pierpoint for not being bisexual

Make the Microsoft CEO search for an email on Outlook live on camera

Realizing it was me who didn't text back

This might sound nice but it is not. A judgment where you need a dictionary by your side is not a well-written judgment. I say this both as a lawyer and a professional writer. A judgment that sends you to the dictionary has failed at its primary task. Judgments are instruments

First they came for the em dash and I did not speak out. Then they came for the Oxford comma…

Turned off my WhatsApp read receipts one day and never looked back.

Why everybody on LinkedIn thrilled all the time