just walked into the TMB and I know no one. what a weird feeling.

also let me say I would not survive being a freshman in 2020. all I saw was crop fitted tanks and yoga outfits. back in fall 2016 you walk in the TMB and see girls wearing 2xl shirts. I could never

if Caleb Amason had to pick a least favorite thing about me I’m 99.99% sure this would be it. Especially if it’s a Miranda Lambert song. I do not apologize for my actions.

if low cut jeans every come back in style I’m literally ✨screwed✨

as a child I thought I would encounter a lot more skunks than I have

do we think Cupid shuffle will ever not be played? like it’s not really a banger but it kinda is at same time?

if you’re fully vaccinated, the cdc says you can release your inhibitions and feel the rain on your skin

the CDC said you can stop wearing your sorority shirt at 25 years old

my biggest flex is saying I have a husband who cooks dinner every night

bruh if y’all don’t start spanking them kids

to all the girls who are rude just cause they can be- you are not savage. you are mannerless.

In case you were wondering….

its that time of the year again, don’t forget to hang your missile toads

but where did joe get the stats on his new and better economy? Like has he not bought a carton of eggs lately? oh wait.

how to make a pregnant lady turn into a disgruntled pregnant lady 101 … all I wanted was the pepperjack. 😤

two things I don’t get the hype about 1. Lulu lemon chest Fanny packs 2. Crumbl cookies

i feel like twitter used to be so cool and now it’s just the back burner app I get on when I feel nostalgic

this is spring 2017/2018 darty weather no doubt

Harris got 66 million votes. Joe got 81 million. Did Democrats lose 15 million voters or did they not exist in the first place?