Russian Doll Season 2 is now on Netflix and PSA: 5 minutes into the first episode, Natasha says...

ah,, yes a downward spiral,,,,

SIXERS WIN.

Captain America Civil War is a very good movie

I can be on time for work or I can blow dry my hair. They are mutually exclusive.

It’s actually music for a B rated sushi restaurant

Shrek 2 is the best Shrek

banning juuls before assault rifles is so funny. america is really like “kids are allowed to die quickly but NOT slowly”

I am tired, exhausted, and absolutely over having to fight for the right to be an actual citizen of this country.

Free admission to any member of the United States government

my weekend plans:

Todays #Wimbledon final is really a choice between a possible abuser and an anti-vaxer. Things are going great for tennis right now.

Check in if you dare 👀 Are You Afraid of the Dark? Ghost Island 📺 Limited series event premieres July 30 on Nickelodeon

I’m starting a campaign to get Milky White a special Tony nomination Into the Woods on Broadway

Honestly. Lady Olenna was such a baller

100% chance Dr. Oz has no idea who this is.