If I was president I would put Netflix, Hulu, Prime, HBO, and every other streaming service in a room together and make them collectively decide how loud each volume number is

thinking about Teresa’s wedding hair

Going on a reverse mission trip.. headed to Utah to teach people the joys of sinning

it’s like yo car gets jealous when you doing good in life

Andy: “Can you remember the name of the charity from tonight’s episode?” Kathy: “Homeless and Toothless.” 😩🤣😭 #WWHL #RHOBH

honestly today i really needed this footage of an incredibly avant garde penguin artisté creating and admiring his masterpieces i hope he has a show

he’s trying his best

allow me to slip into something more comfortable (gets in bed)

I'm amazed they're really laying out the housing crisis on TV

i feel like they should make it easier (nonspecific)

i miss my sense of childlike wonder. now all i have is this sense of adultlike dread

I’m giving up drinking until Christmas. Sorry, that’s not right. I mean… I’m giving up. Drinking until Christmas.

How to Stop Slouching by Just Lying All the Way Down: ow.ly/yq2a50KNq02

Usually I record scenes I witness on here, but the other day I *was* the scene. My dog slipped her collar in Prospect Park. She didn’t run away—but she didn’t come back, either. We played ten-foot keep away for half an hour, or so. That’s when a man named Chris meandered over…

Kylie destroyed the body image of an entire generation of girls, srry I just can't feel bad for her