reading the legal terms and conditions of the $1.99 menu at Sonic to validate that the chili cheese coney is in fact $1.99

“u should think about cutting out caffeine” would you ask an angel to consider removing their wings?

this picture perfectly captures what it looks like when you wake up with a debilitating hangover in your childhood home and run into one of your parents in the kitchen

i feel like drinking bleach every time i see anything about one direction life was so simple and now i live paycheck to paycheck

the most fragile girl you know has lost years of her life to telling someone how to share their screen on zoom

just had a sort of acid flashback except of wearing this shoe

I haaaate the way I talk at work. Why did I just say "Let me have a look-see and I'll get back to you!" Like I would never say that

how july is going to feel

you don’t need to get up and crowd the aisle as soon as the plane pulls up to the gate I scream as they drag me into a padded room

Some of you need to be visited by the ghost of quit emailing me so much before Christmas

never kill yourself

18 years ago God released the Bible

Truly genius donut shop placement here

how will this impact the donna kelce home renovation

Imagine trying to focus on work today when Amanda and West are releasing joint statements Productivity at an all time low