Remember the American government can send a rocket to the moon and finance three wars simultaneously, and apparently an inevitable nuclear apocalypse, but it can’t afford day care, social security or a functioning healthcare system….

EIGHTY FIVE????????

me after I sang the wrong lyrics out loud

americans seeing both canada and mexico get free healthcare

I've already given it my all this week and it's only Tuesday.

Hi, so as someone who filed taxes, I don’t believe this.

Me: whatever happens happen Whatever: *happens* Me:

Women are out here sharing live locations, checking the backseats of cars, and holding their hands over their drinks. Men are doing 3 hour podcasts about how unfair it is that we don't smile at them. The disconnect is fatal.

If you paid $1 in federal income taxes this year, you paid more than: Walt Disney Citigroup CVS Kohl's Ticketmaster Tesla United Airlines GoDaddy Paypal Palantir Roku HP 3M PG&E Halliburton That’s absurd. We need real and progressive tax reform.

Running to my bed after successfully surviving a day at work

num dia vc ta assistindo esse filme e de repente boom vc tem mesmo 30 anos

Me: “I should have about $400 left” Bank balance: $2.99 Me:

Por fin viernes, solo queda trabajar 40 años más.

what do you mean next friday is may

Stop. Staging. Fake. Assassination. Attempts.

There’s no way they staged this shit just so he can justify building a ballroom LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

Not using your turn signal! It's the whole reason it's there.

9 year old me when avril lavigne said "hell yeah i'm the motherfucking princess"