"Very grateful that Rick and Michonne have been takin' care of my baby daughter. And Carl, when he was still alive."

|| Don't forget about when Glenn was killed, when Dwight puts the photo of Glenn's bashed in head in his cell, and his apology to Maggie when they were hiding in the Hilltop's cellar

"My baby girl's all grown up. Does she rub her head like her daddy?"

“How’s my little man Carl been doin’?”

“Damn straight you are. Ain’t by much, but it’s still somethin’ to be proud of.”

He’s back. Does anyone really care, though? Because, it’s Shane they’re talking about here.

How’s his baby girl doing?

Furiously rubs his head.

"I got another kid that I don't know about?"

|| Apologies for being gone for a week. Things came up in real life, and I've been pretty depressed since then.

"Don't remember givin' it good to Michonne, but I'll gladly take care of that baby too if Rick ain't around to be its father."

"I'm up for round two in the woods if you're ever interested. And I'll help take care of the other baby for Rick. That's what best friends are for."

"Just tell me when, and I'll be waitin' for ya. Ain't no Amy the Mushroom Queen around to keep us waiting again. And, yeah, of course. Little Judy comes first before anyone and anything."

"Hey, just come see me if you need help with your homework, alright?"

"Better yet, we don't even have to do it in the woods. Just fuck in the bed, fuck in the shower; Alexandria's provided us that luxury." Chuckles. "Yeah, good thing she ain't got my nose, or my ears. Those are parts of me I'm glad she didn't inherit."

Rubs his head and chuckles. “Maybe not, but I knew your family before everything started. Your dad, your /real/ mom, your brother. I was close with ‘em.”

“That /would/ be bad, wouldn’t it? Can’t say I haven’t done it at least once in the freezin’ ass cold.” He’s getting more flirty by the minute. “Best thing we ever did together, Lori.”

Of course nobody ever told little Judy about him or Lori. Why’s he not surprised? “I ain’t talkin’ ‘bout Michonne. A woman named Lori was your real mother. And I’m your real father.”

"Well, I would'a been her daddy if you didn't stab me in that field. I mean, I'm glad you did it, but still."

"ᴡᴇ ᴄᴀɴ sᴛɪʟʟ ʜᴇʟᴘ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ." ɴᴇᴡ ᴄᴀʀʟ ɢʀɪᴍᴇs. ᴍᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴇsᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴠᴇ. ᴀᴜ — ᴄᴀʀʟ ɪs ᴀʟɪᴠᴇ. sᴇᴀsᴏɴs 𝟷-𝟿. sʜɪᴘs ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴇɴɪᴅ, ʟɪᴢᴢɪᴇ, sᴏᴘʜɪᴀ, ᴏʀ ᴏɴ ᴄʜᴇᴍɪsᴛʀʏ. ᴍᴀɪɴs ɴᴇᴇᴅᴇᴅ. #TWDRP. ʀᴛ?