Bananas are such convenient fruits like no chopping or washing needed, not sticky, no juice dripping around and they come with their own biodegradable packaging. A 10/10 in my books

adding "😂😂😂" to the message so the low IQ babe will not pick offense >>>>>>>>>

+ 3, lets go ⛏️

Fueling your car and generator at N1,330/L is not the right way to live.

Goal against Liverpool, Arsenal, Chelsea & Assist against Man City The big boys killer 🔥

If we don’t keep Carrick, the next manager has some huge shoes to fill. I don’t want to hear “he came to reset dressing room” or “give him time” yarns. Carrick didn’t need time to cook all these big teams or entertain us.

Mr Patrick Dorgu, we don good pass wetin you dey play, catch up abeg

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That’s literally Dalot’s signature miss lmaooo

Champions League qualification secured for 2026/27 🏆 Congratulations, Manchester United 🔴

to do list for champions league next season; i wan chop barcelona highline i wan taste psg obough i wan stain madrid white

Has the league ever posted a banner for Champions league qualification before this. Genuinely asking.

🚨🏆 Kobbie Mainoo: “Champions League? We are back where we belong!”. “I’m proud to be here”.

❤️ Ayden Heaven: “Kobbie is not normal!”.

An uncomfortable truth: “Any crime that is punishable by a fine is basically legal for those who can afford it.”

A lady misplaced her certificate in a bus. Kindly retweet if this crossed your TL. Someone that knows her might be on your TL ❤️

“If I don’t give you Constant Electricity for 4Years, Don’t vote for me when I come back for 2nd Term” -Bola Tinubu, 2023. Every time you see this video, Please share, please repost, please retweet. Make sure every Nigerian sees this. SHARE EVERYWHERE!!!

when bro wants to rizz up the 10/10 and ask me to man mark her 2/10 rude friends😭

saka recreating this in the champions league final will send chills down my spine

“Help me clear the bill , i no carry my card bro”