Sometimes I'm late because I lay like this for a long time

They did such a good job scaring us about teen pregnancy that we're 25 and still scared.

An EXPIRED friendship is NOT beef.

*Deep sigh*

I’ve been rewatching black mirror episodes and this show is just too damn good.

"Are you free after work?" Me after work :

cutting off a friend of 5+ years because they’re genuinely a terrible person

Oh!

All my flight attendant friends finding their person gives me hope 🥹

no valentine no situationship no one sided affection not even a talking stage just single

we'll try again 14 february 2027

How it feel when u walk inna function and everybody happy to see u came

“Welcome aboard”😭

Definitely me tryna learn tik tok dances.

Omggg

The saxophones getting louder joke is so fucking funny to me and very 90s specific to black movies lmfaoooooo

I’m actually obsessed with being productive like nothing is more satisfying than checking things off a list!

Don Toliver really don’t miss😭