yea

for my next trick i will fall asleep 15 minutes into the movie i begged us to watch

imagine trying to beef w me and im at home chillin like this

No contact aint enough We need to take his life

How is it even possible to have over 30,000 listening minutes do you ever listen to the birds or the wind in the trees?

if u look into my brain it would be this

ugh my brain aches when extroverts get comfortable around me, so much dialogue, so much useless info, so much shit

Females don’t even got feelings no more they just drink wine, light candles and move accordingly like bitch you really don’t care

i was looking for a job and then i found a job and heaven knows i’m miserable now was the realest bar ever written

If u can’t cut McDonald’s & Starbucks out ur diet ure deadass a big greedy bitch like

im a yapper and every single day is my personal yapathon and i live in yapville and yapping is an all time job and im so employed at the yap factory

The quickest way to irritate me is to ask “how’s work” it’s fucking work. Slavery. Now don’t ask it again

Please give your reserved friends grace at the functions. Nothing is wrong, I am enjoying myself, not everyone is a hyperactive performer in social settings

how it feels when you realize everything is meaningless and temporary but you still gotta have a job

me when I go to someone's house and they have a pet:

I don't know if this counts, but...

i would be silly with you in any universe

This is why Motaz said we're useless. Like we're actually useless fucks because consumerism is going to kill you people.