Turns out my top three hobbies are: 1) restaurants 2) bars 3) non-essential businesses

you ever just wanna be honest and say u know what, actually, it’s not me!! it’s you!!

2 years ago today when my brother got a job for turbo tax in 7th grade 😂

I miss my friends who aren’t really my friends but are my friends whenever we’re in a bar. I hope they’re all doing ok

Sorry, what...

Y’all ever open a text and think ok I’m gonna reply when I have the energy then BOOM it’s been 2 weeks and ur a terrible person

A new era. A single father store.barstoolsports.com/products/team-…

friendship is just giving each other the same advice back and forth and no one taking it

Dads embarrassing their Daughters in public by taking fake TikToks is AWESOME. @chicks (Via ig:mindybees)

I’m such a “but I feel bad” type of person

My toxic trait is subscribing to the email list for 10% off, not buying anything, then being mad when the company emails me constantly like I didn’t do it to myself.

Woke up this morning and noticed a bit more stubble. This always happens to me as I transition to you no who this Christmas.