why have coffee when you can have a thought spiral

Demon king? Secret Stone??

That one person in your discord server that posts everyday, "how is everyone doing?" 😑

Normalize saying "I love you" to your platonic friends.

These freeloaders are bankrupting the MTA.

I need another game to complete the trilogy of the current generation of Zelda and Link. I don't even care if they repurpose the same map.

My driver is playing Pokémon GO at every stop 😥

Going through my annual Youtube Shark Tank clips binge. Might be Fool Us next, Hell's Kitchen if I'm feeling spicy.

Mfw when I’m listening to Indila and someone asks me, “Is that the Andrew Tate song?” 😫

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

I worked on the GMTK '24 jam! SUPER proud of what our team was able to create, hands-down the most polished, well-designed, and playable jam game I've ever been a part of Thanks so much to 🍉100% PURE GENDER EXTRACT🍉, Robbobin, @jzucc12, @_thechief_, and Amit Hossain! itch.io/jam/gmtk-2024/…

*happy squealing noises*

Holding on to hope that this will be worth something one day.

excelling in sheets

I sent out a mass email to my database today wishing everyone a "Happy Labor Day." ☠️ ☠️ ☠️

biggest betrayal this year (so far): someone accepting my discord friend request, but not the message I sent in the first place.

Wake up babe, new Alex Hormozi video just dropped.

On my business card, I am OS agnostic. In my mind, I am a Mac user. In my heart, I am a Windows XP user.