you can see it in her eyes she not lying

I understand looking at this baby and naming it Brock

Immediately.

Zohran Mamdani, you've got to win for us! (i'm in my bed in Nairobi City County)😭

At least Kenyan Unis dont make us write essays before we join. Imagine having to lie that it's been your lifelong dream to go to jkuat😭😭😭

IM SCREAMING

Idc how progressive the world gets, a woman should not be proposing to a man EVER get the fck up off your knees good GAWD😭

A babe on TikTok was like ‘spend the day with me as I clean my man’s house’ and someone told her ‘never spend your day with us again’ 😭😭😭

Jokingly asked someone who lost a lot of weight if they used the gym or ozempic and they said cancer

Destroy Israel

When he says his love language is physical touch so u beat him up

!!!

‘Are you busy?’ Me: ‘No’ *Incoming video call*

Just found out that 51 is divisible by 17. I feel fucking sick. I can't breathe.

“We regret to inform you” You will regret you informed me😭

How it feels saying “Maybe” to plans I am 100% not attending

Americans after finding that a group of fish is called 'school'