This rain is because of all the fucking northerners calling people duck. Careful what you wish for.

"sorry you're not a winner" by enter shikari (2007)

It’s the birthday of John Buck Cute little iced cookies, salted caramel brownies, HUGE cream cheese filled red velvet muffins. Think I went a little OTT. 😅😋

Shameless plug, but it is the day for lovin’

I need a moment

nerd stuff

Happy national tossers day!! Queen of one handed tossing 👸🏽 #PancakeDay

Yorkshire water want to put our bills up, but I’ve been sat here at home with no water since 13:30 because there’s like, 4 major leaks in my area. Currently 3°c but feels like -5°c… no heating because you need water….

crimes. mother, I must commit crimes.

Therapist: "So, what do you think is the root of your childhood Trauma". Me:

So this is a thing??

ffs 😂😂😂

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary wtf 😬

100%

british people be like: you absolute melt you absolute wet wipe you absolute helmet you gimp

All I seem to be getting is emails about a Shinedown gig. Like, mate. Sod off. Even if the lead singer didn’t mime on stage they’d still be shit. Jesus Christ.

Daughter's boyfriend asked my permission to ask her to marry him. I agreed on the condition he's wait until May. I'm getting my new motorbike in April and if he did it before then, my wife would make me divert the money to the wedding fund. He agreed. Top lad.

Tired really hard to be enough, but I’m just not. That’s hurts.

Anyway, enough sad on main. New Pokémon game to look forward to, haven’t even finished the last one.. lol fuck