WAR CRIME!

Another “big 6” wank fest by the official Premier League account. They never do analysis on any other team outside of the 6 teams that attempted to fuck them off for the super league. Madness.

Still defending this? Silence is complicity.

Why Graham Potters reign as West Ham manager draws parallels to Gadaffi’s rule over Libya. A Thread 🧵

Omg. £45m for Kobbie Mainoo? Seriously? You talk about striking when an opportunity arises like with Livramento and Hall. Nickson and Andy Howe need to be all over this. Like a rash. Like a fly on shit. Like an e-scouser in my mentions. #nufc

Imagine only having the FA cup left to play for on Wednesday the 27th August 2025

🚨 Caraboa Cup 3rd round ball will NOT be going to Manchester United. No way. Position clear. It ONLY wants Grimsby.

EXCLUSIVE🚨🔴⚪️ Understand Manchester United coaching staff are starting to question if new £80m signing Benjamin Sesko is actually a footballer.

Define the Manchester United season without using words... #MUFC

Woltemade signs, then land Wissa / Strand Larsen (or another Striker). Do #NUFC sell Isak to #LFC for £130m (minimum) OR let him rot in the reserves? choice: message to market about control OR commercial gain / team harmony Toon Polls

£130 million on Isak £115 million on Wirtz £79 million on Ekitike £40 million on Kerkez £29.5 million on Frimpong £26 million on Leoni £419.5 million spent How do they compete?

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHWHWWHWHWHHWHWHWHWW FUCKING CLASS So the deal is worth more than £150m, love you Public Investment Fund

I’d actually love it if we end up with Watkins Class player and helps Villa out 🤝

You’d argue Wissa and Woltemade is better than Isak and Wilson depth wise… Wissa scored same amount of open play goals at Isak last year in a worse team. Since 2022, Wissa and Woltemade combined have missed 8 games of football through injury. Isak alone has missed 39.

Ahahaha he’s fuming they sold him as it’s made him look a right cunt.

You wanted £100M for Trent, you got £10M You wanted £80M Nunez, you got £46M You wanted £60M for Elliott, you got £35M. Am I doing this right Laurie? #NUFC

No mention of his goals or thanking him 😂😂 MY FUCKING CLUB @nufc

Actual quote from Rickie Lambert on talkSPORT then: “We have honestly never done this before. We have always been behind the scenes, picking up a cheap bargain here and there but still somehow managed to compete. Probably because of Klopp” They’re not right in the head.

Villa and Newcastle talking about Osula… Uefa: “you can’t do that, you’ve already traded with each other this transfer window!!!” Chelsea and Strasbourg…. Uefa: “This is fine”

Just had sky sports news on. Watching the light go out in the eyes of the ex-pros as they have to do those call-in segments with some lads sat on their beds in replica kits is great tele well done.