iPhone 15 pro is by far the worst phone I’ve ever owned. If it requires an update, it won’t charge via charging cord, only MagSafe. If I’m not somewhere that I can charge it MagSafe, it simply dies. Never ever again.

Watching men spin around instead of Taylor…? What is happening, yall? I didn’t sign up for this.

Sign of the Day...

the aliens after their transgender operations

it's so funny how for weeks everyone telegraphed "she's gonna bait him" and her team was like "we're gonna bait him" and he managed to act normal for like 3 minutes and then she said one thing about his rallies and it was like feeding a gremlin after midnight

I think you should be allowed to rough the passer if the passer is Deshaun Watson. It should possibly even be mandatory.

I will absolutely never recover from finding out just now as I sit here in the booth that Chili's Grill & Bar got rid of the bottomless soup, salad, and chips meal. It was literally my favorite thing ever. Let me mourn.

Netflix live streaming this fight makes me feel like I’m watching TV in the 90s. Fuzzy af.

And then Mike Tyson’s bare ass….????

The ER waiting room is truly an alternative universe. People just airing out their business on loud phone calls, screaming children, people lounging like they’re in their living room…

Tom Brady as a commentator is truly so insufferable I cannot even fathom it. I am going to watch this on mute.

I’m certain there while never be a take over of our society by robots because my roomba literally can’t figure out how to round a corner let alone a takeover of mankind.

The Kansas City Chiefs played so poorly last night that I didn’t even hit the simplest parlays and I ain’t even mad.

I’m just glad I don’t have any Drake apologists on my shit. Just old people screaming about how they hated the halftime show. KENDRICK AINT FOR YOU, SUSANNE.

And go mf BIRDS.

Petitioning Motionless In White once again to play Soft at their Allentown show because it’s my personal favorite. 🤷🏼‍♀️ 🤘🏼