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calendar_today05-05-2010 17:29:42

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iPhone 15 pro is by far the worst phone I’ve ever owned. If it requires an update, it won’t charge via charging cord, only MagSafe. If I’m not somewhere that I can charge it MagSafe, it simply dies. Never ever again.

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it's so funny how for weeks everyone telegraphed "she's gonna bait him" and her team was like "we're gonna bait him" and he managed to act normal for like 3 minutes and then she said one thing about his rallies and it was like feeding a gremlin after midnight

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I will absolutely never recover from finding out just now as I sit here in the booth that Chili's Grill & Bar got rid of the bottomless soup, salad, and chips meal. It was literally my favorite thing ever. Let me mourn.

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The ER waiting room is truly an alternative universe. People just airing out their business on loud phone calls, screaming children, people lounging like they’re in their living room…

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I’m certain there while never be a take over of our society by robots because my roomba literally can’t figure out how to round a corner let alone a takeover of mankind.

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The Kansas City Chiefs played so poorly last night that I didn’t even hit the simplest parlays and I ain’t even mad.

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I’m just glad I don’t have any Drake apologists on my shit. Just old people screaming about how they hated the halftime show. KENDRICK AINT FOR YOU, SUSANNE.