the male URGE to say BRO in a good convo when i’m talking to a girl 😭😂

Ngl I thought this was the Strait of Hormuz

I put together 1000 Reasons Why You should not Vote for Tinubu in the next election. 1000-reasons.vercel.app Good morning Nigerians.

See the ticket prices!!!

So yeah basically what happens is at 27 you pick one of two lanes: 1. Get married 2. Become a weird person who runs. If option 2 is you, welcome. You now wear a garmin. You now share “Aura” to your Instagram story. Daily. You think people care you ran 10 miles. (They don’t.)

I rebuke living paycheck to paycheck. I declare overflow!

THERE ARE MORE PRESSING MATTERS ON GROUND e.g The Nursing and Midwifery council of Nigeria has not issued certificates to Nursing graduates since 2023!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! People are stranded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Que asco, de verdad. Generaciones y generaciones pasan y se siguen cometiendo estas aberraciones inaceptables para la naturaleza. Basta de decirle soccer al fútbol.

dear God. remove the comfort that keeps me average and replace it with courage to become who you created me to be. amen.

Hearing kimiko speak is weird. Feels like watching a dubbed movie. Cos my brain is wired to believe she's supposed to have an accent.

not even marvel or dc has come this close to how this “parody” has to real life.

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We don't, you vague poster.

I stumbled on my mumu bucket list since 2021, and indeed, the statement is true - "you do not rise to the level of your goals. You fall to the level of your systems." 1. ✅ ✅ 2. ✅, and with a global HR certification 3. ❌ It's not an interest any longer. I flew with my HND 4.

the people issuing PVC making dumb excuses everyday

First Nigerian to play chess at the Louvre 🇫🇷-The world’s most prestigious museum.

See how he was considerate and gave his wife the lesser work? >>>>>>>

E good scatter. No worry.