this is how chihuahuas are supposed to act just btw and if you treat them right they will be ur best friend

his name is LUIGI??? well call me princess daisy 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

when i start smiling like this for no reason:

“Clap if you ever wanted to shoot the CEO of your company…Mmyeah…Mmyeah…speaking of CEO’s…BEYONCE’s HUSBAND!”

So McDonald’s employees can spot the United healthcare CEO murderer but can’t spot the fries missing from my fucking bag?!?!!??

I’m glad I was dumb at a young age. Y’all be 30 and still dumb. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

The year was 2012

rappers need to start back calling Miguel for the chorus of their songs again bc he has NEVER MISSED!

He got his eyebrows done in prison like a real Taurus baddieee

mom opened my present and immediately asked if I had the receipt

i be hitting my vape in the shower i never gaf 💯💯💯💯

nope!

Lil Baby in his prime not touching Wayne on a sick day I’m sorry

this how I need the universe to have me this year cuz

see how zendaya got a ring instead of a baby??? yeah

“Winter is literally the best season” ok u fucking husky go sit outside then

On TikTok scrolling fast and laughing smh ion got much time left

He look so happy every time his bitch not around

men be scared you’re gonna take their $147 dollars