Today's to do list: -Walk on thin ice -Bite the hand that feeds me -Judge a book by it's cover -Bark up the wrong tree -Beat around the bush -Cry over spilled milk

Marvin Gaye did not have a single clue what was going on in the world lmaooooo

You should be allowed to smoke in the cinema if the movie is set in the 1970s

I have never seen anything like this. I’d just leave the ring, the building and the country.

Excellent choice

Woody Allen is in the Epstein files but I refuse to believe he's the type of guy who would cheat on his daughter

Michael Carrick’s post match interview:

Reporter: You made five changes overall, four of them were defensive players. Amorim: Who? Who would be more offensive? Reporter: I understand, you've not got a lot of options. Kobbie Mainoo? Amorim: 😂😂 Call that fraud and sack him again😭😭

My son is watching his first Super Bowl. He just said “Daddy, why don’t both teams just share the trophy and be friends?” He’s 17. His teachers are really worried about him.

The only similarity between Wayne Rooney and Eni Aluko at 17 years old is that they both started to go fucking bald.🧑‍🦲👩‍🦲

Am I the only one who's never seen "btw" used in this context?

Heat 2 with DiCaprio and Bale is like finding out the stripper actually does love you

Ari Gold might be the greatest character HBO ever created. And Jeremy Piven played him to absolute perfection. Ruthless. Hilarious. Completely unfiltered. Name a more powerful character in television history.

Nico De Boinville at the start of the Turners

A 16 year old in Melbourne, Australia posted a message on MySpace in January 2008 that read “Parents away, tell yr m8s, u don’t want to miss it.” Over 500 people showed up to a quiet suburban street. Police called for backup with dogs and a helicopter. A police car was damaged.

Conspiracy theorists after every single of their theories is proven right this year

read through the qrts and replies if you want to experience what the internet was like 15 years ago

If this dropped today yall would’ve sworn it was A.I. RIP Keenan Cahill

Tiger Woods was always claimed as Black but every few years, he reminds you he’s also Asian.

In 2020 you stopped breast cancer screening & smear tests.. I was entitled to my free screening in 2022 but no appointment was available due to the backlog.. 2024 diagnosed with breast cancer after chasing the appointment myself so just fuck off Simon!