Pregnancy and period symptoms being so similar is actually diabolical ...

a white man’s portion size doesn’t apply to me

Bare minimum mind you.

I don’t want another job, I want OUT of this whole system.

What color should my bday dress be ? (Cant be green)

god please let me find $50,000 laying on the ground this week

Crashing out in the gc and no one responds

They Cloned Tyrone should have had a theatrical release. Belonged in the cinema fr

Boy this feels like a fever dream but I fasho remember when Sprite dropped these in the streets….. felt like you was on An island when you drank these

tem uma pessoa que trabalha comigo que toda vez que ela abre a boca eu fico exatamente assim vai chata fala

i need to be outside soon, the world needs me in a mini skirt

Ppl asking why the kids can't read. Their parents can't either!!!

That is quite cool 😊😊😊

Taurus Groove what’s the point of even having friends with that mindset like 😭 girl that’s how you treat ENEMIES not friends LMFAOOOO

first thursday without the pitt

I’m tired of work interfering with my ability to lay in my bed

Storm in X-Men Evolution when Mystique snuck in the mansion:

at work filling out job applications

Im so tired😖😖 i wish i could teleport home and rest

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