okay man. i should be homeless because i think we ALL pay entirely too much for housing. y’all brains don’t function the proper way, im sure of this.

So let me get this straight, I go to the grocery store and buy … a pound of sliced turkey in a plastic bag, a loaf of bread in a plastic bag, a gallon of milk in a plastic jug, a pack of napkins in plastic wrap, a store-made salad in a plastic tub, a plastic bottle of mustard

you enjoy a little hobby and people will say you need to make it into a business. we’re in capitalist hell.

This is such a valid crash out. I took myself out of the workforce for 2 fucking years just to stop the madness of a 40 mile commute into NoVa every fucking day.

They are pricing us out of life and y’all solution is just to lock in and make more money.

Like yes I’ll work extra to take my family out the country or somn… but not to simply have a roof over my head. Ppl are deciding between gas and groceries.

the violence begins when people realize that there are no nonviolent means left to make their voices heard.

This is why we have the USPS!!! It's not supposed to be a business it's supposed to be a service for American citizens.

This statement was more effective than any birth control could be

Inhaling an aerosol with a lit blunt would've had you on a 1000 Ways to Die episode

EIGHTY FIVE????????

Why are y’all so fucking—fuckity, fucky, fuck???

Nigga said Offset gives Motown and he definitely does. Group broke up, lost a member, getting shot cause of gambling debt, in Vegas losing it all, losing ya wife and being embarrassing about it, money, hoes, drugs. You David Ruffin!

This means they could do the same thing with insulin and just ✨won’t✨

they’re absolutely going to take away free checked bags from airline credit card perks

“Talking out ya neck when I know how ya nigga neck work” is fighting words. Clarissa cant rap and Remy got a gun so now what?

While we on the topic yall need to STOP overhyping Buc-ee’s.

I think it sucks that you have to go to so many different kinds of doctor to take care of yourself. It's the 21st century. I should be able to go to a single office where they scan me with a big xerox machine and tell me what I'm allergic to and why my tummy hurts and if I have

As someone who comes from a family of teachers , 90% of you aren’t smart enough to homeschool your kids and are doing them a serious disservice